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April 25, 2011

Finals Week Dreams


DREAM!!!
Saturday Afternoon
I had a dream last night that started off with me going to the amusement park, I think Busch Gardens, with my brothers, cousin and somebody else. At one point a ride I was on broke in an odd way to instead of us flying to our deaths thy just run the ride in reverse which was pretty damn fun.
At a later part of the dream I’ve apparently made it into Harvard, or something, and I’m talking with a teacher and explain how much harder and more I need to prove myself because I’m black and I’m from middle class America. Apparently I violently threatened someone; someone else was a stoner; and I ended the day happy with myself but apparently with no friends there , which was all right.
I dream the weirdest shit sometimes…

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Monday morning
Another dream!
I was hanging out in Maryland with some people, one dude was kinda creepy. It’s been like 5 hours since I dreamed this, this part was boring. The entire time we keep hearing a new story about a mongoloid 6 year-old (sorry for the PC police, I can’t think of a better way to describe this kid) who’s been killing construction drivers with a pick axe. I’m driving home on Reston Parkway but it looks a bit more like Fairfax Co. Parkway when a trick is stopped in the middle of the road, I turn and break to not hit it and my car kind of gets stick under it. The 6 yo sees me, he just killed the driver who’s still burbling blood with the giant pick axe stuck in his neck. The kid is bloody, leaves the axe and tries to attack me, I’m pinned in my car and the window is open. I kind of deflect him with a trash can that I could reach through the window that had fallen off the truck. He gets up, I try to get out of the car but I’m stuck; the kid gets an axe and attacks me, I try swatting at him and wake up actually moving my arms.

It sucked balls.

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I am stressed like fuck, this second dream was so damn terrible. 
Jasmine P.