Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts

June 30, 2010

My Past 24 Hours: A Hellish Roller Coaster

Yesterday I spent about...4 hours watching the first two series of Black Books which was created by Graham Linham and Dylan Moran. It's a fantastically awesome series about three misanthropes. Bernard Black run Black Books, a used bookstore; Manny goes bonkers and starts working there and Bernard's friend Fran spends a lot of time hanging out in the shop. They live drinking, smoking and being all around ridiculous.  The characters remind me a bit of a British It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia at times, the humor isn't as dry as some British comedies can be. It made yesterday pretty damn awesome as I started sinking into being depressed.

Speaking of being depressed...I went to counseling yesterday morning, like most Tuesdays. Prior to I did that stupid thing where I sleep for four hours. Seriously, I think it's a retarded side effect from quitting smoking. I don't know, it's really friggin' annoying. I woke up at 6, I was able to get back to sleep, but being awake was not plesant. It's not like I didn't feel rested, but I know me and I know my habits so I don't understand why I keep waking up after only four hours of sleep.

In councling I spoke about what's gone on over the past week including going to a festival this past Friday and going to a youth church thing. I can appreciate where the group is coming from by using rap to make the youth feel closer to the message [it was a predominantly black church group] but I don't agree. It sounded mostly like hardcore rap which seems a little counterproductive. What I mean is, if it sounds like gangster, shoot-'em-up rap and you can't understand what's being said, how do they know the message they intended got across to the youth? If you look at my track record of music habits I'm across the board, except for hardcore rap. I never liked that sound, it has never been pleasing to my ears so I was judgemental. If you remember my earlier blogs about my opinion of religion I was already going in judging. I tried to get with it but I couldn't. When the speaker got up on stage to preach I was more or less fine with the message. He spoke about not giving up because something is too hard. That's the Devil's work getting you off your proper path. That I could get behind. I could not agree with his use of a cancer analogy.

For the newcomers, my mother died from cancer. I don't like talking about cancer in that ambiguous manner that if someone died from it, they gave up. Bull-fucking-shit. My family and I never 'gave up hope' we held out  candle for my mother the entire time she was ill. We prayed, our church prayed, her co-workers prayed. She's now on a prayer list or something with some church, still. People have not forgotten us. There were a lot of people who didn't give up praying for her. The doctors did the best the could and ended up trying to keep her pain manageable. She died because of science. Why do I not want to accept it as God's will? I'll tell you. I don't want to accept it as God's will because I still needed her. I still need her.

I have met a lot of people who care, who will give me advice and help me should I ask, and even if I don't ask all the time. That's all well and dandy but my mother is still dead. It's not the same. If God cared about me than why did she need to die? So I could grow up? What's going to happen in my life that I couldn't stay naive for a few months longer, a few years longer.

Why did she have to die, science can explain. The massive amounts of chemicals in her system took their toll on her body, it could not take it anymore. Her kidney's stopped flushing water from her blood; her lungs deteriorated from pneumonia getting a hold of her chemotherapy weakened system and her body was too far deceased and disconnected to continue. Her body knew it was time, it tried to keep up but it couldn't repair itself fast enough. The thought that biology happened, that it's the natural order of life and death, that all living things die at some point made me feel better than saying 'God wanted her to come home.' Science gives me answers. I believe in science. I believe in some deity getting things started and is now sitting back or just plain gone and this world continues circling that fucking star. Science has yet to give us all the answers. I can accept that. I mean, if the universe started from the 'Big Bang' where did the elements come from for that initial beginning? If they came from an even earlier universe, what happened to that one? And where did that one come from?

We don't know, so I believe in science as far as it can give me an educated answer. It might all be wrong but it makes enough sense and seems plausible enough for me.

I left counseling this morning with my counselor asking me to detail how I felt as my mother was sick, when she died and after. Thankfully I have so many damn blogs and journals it's kind of like aggregating it and maybe writing something new, or taking this. Not too sure yet.

I left counseling and killed some time until I went out to Jerry's Art-Arama to get supplies for my color theory class. I spent $184 to get my supplies, giant 19X24 bristol, color aid, pencils, triangle, compass and a shit ton of 'other'. I did get to save abut $20, my friend who is now dropping the class, is letting me borrow some things for the duration which is pretty sweet.

Now, the trip back from Jerry's, which is out in Virginia Beach was an interesting and highly irritating one. Remember how I said I was slipping into depression last night? Well it reared it's bastardly ugly head. Fucking bastard. People's driving was irritating me and my friend tried to give me some advice on how to deal with it. It didn't help. I was in the middle of being depressed, being told just about anything does not help. We were stuck in traffic because of an accident on 64 and people just kept irritating me. My friend couldn't placate me and was actually counter productive. When I cry I don't want to be told it's fine to cry, I like rationalizing things out. I like words, I like taking the elusive and explaining it to the best of my ability. Why? It focuses me. It keeps me in control. I like being in control.

That's not to say I don't let myself go and go with the flow of things. I have been stepping out of my box, out f my comfort zone for a while, trying new things. At the festival I tried crawfish, I went back to a church for the first time in three years, I've gone out with people I don't know. I have no problem feeling joy, happiness, bliss, anger, irritation, depression. I feel, I like feeling with words. Tears do nothing. No, crying doesn't make me feel better, I hate crying, I hate it when I cry, it's like I've lost control in an unpleasant way.  Science on wikipedia gives me a few answers but not much is going on right now to really prompt this. It's irritating and I really can't stand crying.

And looking at that and knowing me I can now predict a few things. As I said yesterday I knew I was getting depressed. As I cried I said I was feeling depressed. I've written more journals in the past few weeks than I have in a while. Writing is one of the things I do when I'm depressed, I'm trying to put my feelings into words, trying to work through it. Writing about any thing that comes to mind. [Yes, I want 'any' and 'thing' to be separate words]. I've been depressed and I'm PMS-ing. I'm not as hard up about candy unless I'm pms-ing, and I want peanut butter. It was never chocolate for me, always peanut butter. At the moment it's peanut butter M&Ms, yeah there's chocolate, but it's about the peanut butter. It's usually Reese's Pieces, I know these things.

So I'm in my car, trapped in my traffic, in the Virginia heat [with A/C], and I'm crying and depressed. My friend it telling me it's fine. It's not fine. It's never fine when I cry. Very few of my friends have seen me cry and it's always when I can't put my frustrations into words.

I hate crying. Period.

I dropped him off, came home, and made a 16 oz Cosmopolitan in a water-bottle. I downed it in an hour and rolled around on my bed drunk and doing nothing on the internet until I decided to see Toy Story 3. I have been thinking about not seeing it, but in the long run I had to. It was awesome. I didn't like that the three trailer's before the movie were for 3D flicks, I saw Toy Store in classic 2D and these trailers seemed like those movies weren't going to be distributed in 2D, I assume they will be but we'll see. One of these days on my movie blog I'll put up my opinion about 3D and elaborate on my distaste for it. And if you pop over to my movie blog, you can see my opinion on making pseudo 3D/CGI animated films, as critiqued by the Smurfs movie slated for next year. I also have some ideas about photo-realism, which can fit into that blog but will get it's own, because that owl movie looks creepy (it had human eyes..wtf?!? -ovular-). But, I don't like barn owls, their faces are disturbingly flat, and the movie seems to 'star' a barn owl. Joy. Or it's a masked owl...I don't like the flatter faces. The other things I noticed in the trailers is that there are two animated movies for this summer/fall that seem like they're supposed to be sympathetic to villains. The Will Ferrel one, Mastermind or whatever (...'it's BIG for a reason'...great, penis envy jokes); and the Steve Carell one, Despicable Me (reading this plot, this seems weak. I like the beginning idea, but where it goes, not as much). I think the trailer could be made stronger if the minion characters said the word right, instead of tailoring it to kids, if they broke it down on the screen for the kid to learn the damn word and not having the minion stumble on the word then having the announcer say it correctly.

So, Toy Story 3, fantastic. It was also hella depressing. It was also hella brilliant. I loved the toys that were there in the the day care, I loved how things played out. It was all really well written an animated. I don't want to spoil much, but I do with that more had been done with Bonnie's toys, they were awesome. And great voices all around. I could have gone with the Spanish Buzz joke, it went on a bit too long for me and seemed to be a little contrived, but outside of that bit of nit picking I enjoyed everything. It was written on a kid's level, but was great for adults without it needing to be vulgar, a la Shrek.

Yeah...I came back home and wrote all this out. It's taken me a bit more than an hour. So today was a roller coaster of hell, kind of. But I feel better now that I've written..something! See, crying doesn't help, words do!

Jasmine P.

January 7, 2010

Why

Fuck the MPAA

I have said time and time again that I don't like the MPAA. I like the idea of it, but it's practice is so fucked up it's not doing much real good. It's a pack of people who are trying ot police other people's families, to police other people. Why? I think that just listing what's in a movie should be fine and not the soul crushing rating of G, PG, PG-13, R, and NC-17, I don't remember if X is still being used.

The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) and its international counterpart, the Motion Picture Association (MPA) serve as the voice and advocate of the American motion picture, home video and television industries, domestically through the MPAA and internationally through the MPA. Today, these associations represent not only the world of theatrical film, but serve as leader and advocate for major producers and distributors of entertainment programming for television, cable, home video and future delivery systems not yet imagined.

Founded in 1922 as the trade association of the American film industry, the MPAA has broadened its mandate over the years to reflect the diversity of an ever changing and expanding industry. The initial task assigned to the association was to stem criticism of American movies, which were then silent, and to restore a more favorable public image for the motion picture business. Today the association continues to advocate for strong protection of the creative works produced and distributed by the industry, fights copyright theft around the world, and provides leadership in meeting new and emerging industry challenges.

And it's parent company, the MPA
Our member companies' films are shown in theaters in more than 100 countries around the world and on television in more than 120 countries. The U.S. film industry provides the majority of home entertainment products seen in millions of homes throughout the world. This complex audiovisual industry is represented globally by the Motion Picture Association.

The MPA was formed in 1945 in the aftermath of World War II to reestablish American films in the world market, and to respond to the rising tide of protectionism resulting in barriers aimed at restricting the importation of American films.

"Today the [MPAA] continues to advocate for strong protection of the creative works produced." Really? I hear time and time again about directors damn near whoring themselves to get a lower rating because they don't believe their film is all that bad. If not for the fact that I have and have seen 'This Film is Not Yet Rated' a documentary from 2006 that discusses how the MPAA works with directors and filmmakers, I'd wonder what the criteria were for hiring someone to the ratings board. The film described it to a minor extent, but the information about some of the members of that years MPAA board intrigued me the most. Not everyone had children, or if they did their children were grown adults.

I continue to say ‘fuck the MPAA’ because they’re not addressing the content of films half the time, it’s the aesthetic of the film. It’s not plot points or ideas more often than not it’s language, violence and sexual situations. Those are more aesthetic than content in the film, and now people are advocating for the MPAA to cut down on smoking by automatically giving any movie where people smoke an R rating. Why? People smoke in real life. As a child I was dissuaded from smoking because I didn’t like the smell of the ash. My mother and grandfather smoked around me. My mom stopped because I asked her to. My mother was the most influential person in my life, and still is, amazingly so with her being dead and all, but ces’t la vie?

My point is that rating a movie R for smoking is akin to rating it R for alcohol, or for humping and sex. They’d soon be rating movies for necking, and it’s annoying enough that breasts are out, and the penis was just about never able to be seen on screen. None of these things are really content wise to the movies, its people who take some sort of virgin or puritanical offense at these things. Ignoring the hypothetical and back to the reality of the situation, the two things that give a movie an R rating in America are sex, and cursing, specifically the word ‘fuck’. Sex is because people have some issue with the human body. Cursing, that’s down right biblical. “Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.” – Ephisians 4:20 [NIV].

I got sidetracked, my point is what is the MPAA really for? What they seem to be doing much of the time is policing other people and other people’s families and children. A better way for rating movies is to just take the little box from under the rating, make it bigger and call it a day. What box? The one that lists what’s in a movie, like ‘harsh language’ or ‘brief nudity’ etc. Inform people so they can make an educated decision. Parents should work at being positively involved in their children’s lives and not just there because they made them. Ask them about movies they want to see, ask them why. With the MPAA that we have now, families are coddled and parents have become lazy. They expect other people to tell them how to raise their children instead of taking the reins themselves.

I also advocate in parents policing their children because they would then be accountable, but people love not being accountable for things. They run and hide from criticism and accountability because they like having someone else to blame for why their children are fucked up. But the biggest part in them blaming someone else, it ultimately loops back to them and their inability to train and educate their children themselves.

But back to the MPAA and smoking as an R rating. What would that accomplish is what I really want to know. Yes, children would not be able to see smoking in the movies, but what about reality? In walking down a real New York street at least one in every ten or twenty people I saw was smoking. Going to a 7-Eleven the other night a car pulled up, the passenger was smoking a cigarette and the driver lit up a stogie. People smoke in real life. What about period pieces then? Smoking was pretty much considered a health benefit until the late 20th century. I’m saying, are you going to show me a western, or a movie about 1910 or about the settlers and people won’t be smoking.

Yes, smoking is harmful; yes, smoking is dangerous to your health. But remember, people have been smoking for hundreds and hundreds of years and acting like they didn’t isn’t going to help. I’m not advocating ultra-realism, movies are my escape from the doldrums of my day to day life of going to class or sitting around doing nothing. I’m advocating keeping life real enough that people can accept it. I accept and enjoy movies where people don’t smoke at all, I can also accept and enjoy movies where people smoke. It’s an aesthetic not content. Stop worrying about aesthetics and worry about the content that children get to see.

My biggest reason for leaving smoking in a movie is that it’s life. Life happens, if a character would do something, let them. Why change their character just to fit somebody else's moral standards. My standards are not those of my brothers. They make share similarities, but they’re ultimately not the same. But this blog is what inspired me to stick out my hat. It says what I want to say better, and more directly, but mine was not a failed effort.

Jasmine P.

Fuck the MPAA

I have said time and time again that I don't like the MPAA. I like the idea of it, but it's practice is so fucked up it's not doing much real good. It's a pack of people who are trying ot police other people's families, to police other people. Why? I think that just listing what's in a movie should be fine and not the soul crushing rating of G, PG, PG-13, R, and NC-17, I don't remember if X is still being used.

The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) and its international counterpart, the Motion Picture Association (MPA) serve as the voice and advocate of the American motion picture, home video and television industries, domestically through the MPAA and internationally through the MPA. Today, these associations represent not only the world of theatrical film, but serve as leader and advocate for major producers and distributors of entertainment programming for television, cable, home video and future delivery systems not yet imagined.

Founded in 1922 as the trade association of the American film industry, the MPAA has broadened its mandate over the years to reflect the diversity of an ever changing and expanding industry. The initial task assigned to the association was to stem criticism of American movies, which were then silent, and to restore a more favorable public image for the motion picture business. Today the association continues to advocate for strong protection of the creative works produced and distributed by the industry, fights copyright theft around the world, and provides leadership in meeting new and emerging industry challenges.

And it's parent company, the MPA
Our member companies' films are shown in theaters in more than 100 countries around the world and on television in more than 120 countries. The U.S. film industry provides the majority of home entertainment products seen in millions of homes throughout the world. This complex audiovisual industry is represented globally by the Motion Picture Association.

The MPA was formed in 1945 in the aftermath of World War II to reestablish American films in the world market, and to respond to the rising tide of protectionism resulting in barriers aimed at restricting the importation of American films.

"Today the [MPAA] continues to advocate for strong protection of the creative works produced." Really? I hear time and time again about directors damn near whoring themselves to get a lower rating because they don't believe their film is all that bad. If not for the fact that I have and have seen 'This Film is Not Yet Rated' a documentary from 2006 that discusses how the MPAA works with directors and filmmakers, I'd wonder what the criteria were for hiring someone to the ratings board. The film described it to a minor extent, but the information about some of the members of that years MPAA board intrigued me the most. Not everyone had children, or if they did their children were grown adults.

I continue to say ‘fuck the MPAA’ because they’re not addressing the content of films half the time, it’s the aesthetic of the film. It’s not plot points or ideas more often than not it’s language, violence and sexual situations. Those are more aesthetic than content in the film, and now people are advocating for the MPAA to cut down on smoking by automatically giving any movie where people smoke an R rating. Why? People smoke in real life. As a child I was dissuaded from smoking because I didn’t like the smell of the ash. My mother and grandfather smoked around me. My mom stopped because I asked her to. My mother was the most influential person in my life, and still is, amazingly so with her being dead and all, but ces’t la vie?

My point is that rating a movie R for smoking is akin to rating it R for alcohol, or for humping and sex. They’d soon be rating movies for necking, and it’s annoying enough that breasts are out, and the penis was just about never able to be seen on screen. None of these things are really content wise to the movies, its people who take some sort of virgin or puritanical offense at these things. Ignoring the hypothetical and back to the reality of the situation, the two things that give a movie an R rating in America are sex, and cursing, specifically the word ‘fuck’. Sex is because people have some issue with the human body. Cursing, that’s down right biblical. “Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.” – Ephisians 4:20 [NIV].

I got sidetracked, my point is what is the MPAA really for? What they seem to be doing much of the time is policing other people and other people’s families and children. A better way for rating movies is to just take the little box from under the rating, make it bigger and call it a day. What box? The one that lists what’s in a movie, like ‘harsh language’ or ‘brief nudity’ etc. Inform people so they can make an educated decision. Parents should work at being positively involved in their children’s lives and not just there because they made them. Ask them about movies they want to see, ask them why. With the MPAA that we have now, families are coddled and parents have become lazy. They expect other people to tell them how to raise their children instead of taking the reins themselves.

I also advocate in parents policing their children because they would then be accountable, but people love not being accountable for things. They run and hide from criticism and accountability because they like having someone else to blame for why their children are fucked up. But the biggest part in them blaming someone else, it ultimately loops back to them and their inability to train and educate their children themselves.

But back to the MPAA and smoking as an R rating. What would that accomplish is what I really want to know. Yes, children would not be able to see smoking in the movies, but what about reality? In walking down a real New York street at least one in every ten or twenty people I saw was smoking. Going to a 7-Eleven the other night a car pulled up, the passenger was smoking a cigarette and the driver lit up a stogie. People smoke in real life. What about period pieces then? Smoking was pretty much considered a health benefit until the late 20th century. I’m saying, are you going to show me a western, or a movie about 1910 or about the settlers and people won’t be smoking.

Yes, smoking is harmful; yes, smoking is dangerous to your health. But remember, people have been smoking for hundreds and hundreds of years and acting like they didn’t isn’t going to help. I’m not advocating ultra-realism, movies are my escape from the doldrums of my day to day life of going to class or sitting around doing nothing. I’m advocating keeping life real enough that people can accept it. I accept and enjoy movies where people don’t smoke at all, I can also accept and enjoy movies where people smoke. It’s an aesthetic not content. Stop worrying about aesthetics and worry about the content that children get to see.

My biggest reason for leaving smoking in a movie is that it’s life. Life happens, if a character would do something, let them. Why change their character just to fit somebody else's moral standards. My standards are not those of my brothers. They make share similarities, but they’re ultimately not the same. But this blog is what inspired me to stick out my hat. It says what I want to say better, and more directly, but mine was not a failed effort.

Jasmine P.

January 1, 2010

300-370 Movies

The last 70 movies I watched last year. Cheers! I made my goal!

300) Be Kind Rewind: Oct 10

301) In Bruges: Oct 10

302) Run Fat Boy Run: Oct 12

303) Chinatown: Oct 12

304) Lock, Stock and Two-Smoking Barrels: Oct 16

305) Sleepy Hollow: Oct 17

306) Sleepy Hollow w. commentary: Oct 18

A Whole Lot of Depp, apparently

307) Secret Window: Oct 20

308) Secret Window w. comm: Oct 21

309) Raising Arizona: Oct 21

310) The Addams Family: Oct 23

311) The Addams Family Values: Oct 23

312) American Gangster unrated: Oct 24

313) American Gangster theatrical w. commentary Oct 24

314) Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl: Oct 30

315) Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl w/ Verbinski and Depp commentary: Oct 30

316) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest: Oct 31

317) Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End: Oct 31

318) Blow: Oct 31

Flicks 'n' Features

319) Fight Club: Nov 1

320) Fight Club w. Dir and actor comm: Nov 2

321) Fight Club w. Dir commentary: Nov 2

322) The Untouchables: Nov 3

323) American Psycho: Nov 4

324) Bram Stoker’s Dracula: Nov 6

325) Leon: The Professional: Nov 6

326) Leon: The Professional w. trivia track: Nov 7

327) The Painted Veil: Nov 8

328) Barton Fink: Nov 8

329) The Usual Suspects: Nov 10

330) The Usual Suspects w. Director & Writer comm: Nov 11

331) Traitor: Nov 11

332) Traitor w. commentary: Nov 12

It Started with a Rainy Day Marathon

333) Righteous Kill w. commentary: Nov 12

334) Ghostbusters: Nov 12

335) Ghostbusters w. commentary: Nov 13

336) A Christmas Story: Nov 14

337) A Christmas Story w. commentary: Nov 14

338) Burn After Reading: Nov 14

339) Where The Wild Things Are: Nov 14

340) Fargo: Nov 14

341) The Italian Job (2003): Nov 17

342) The Italian Job (1969): Nov 17

343) The Italian Job w. commentary : Nov 18

344) Gone in 60 Seconds: Nov 19

345) Gone in 60 sec w. commentary: Nov 19

346) The French Connection: Nov 20

Home Stretch!!

My last 19 movies will all be together in this blog. Huzzah! Here we go!!

347) Porky’s: Nov 27

348) 101 Dalmatians: Nov 30

349) Downfall: Dec 3

350) Groundhog Day w. Commentary: Dec 9

351) Goonies: Dec 11

351) Goonies w. commentary: Dec 12

352) Goodfellas: Dec 15

353) The Royal Tenenbaums: Dec 19

354) Cadillac Records: Dec 19

355) Gran Torino: Dec 19

356) Kill Bill Vol. 1: Dec 19

357) Eagle Eye: Dec 20

358) Made of Honor: Dec 20

359) It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World: Dec 20

360) Ghost Town: Dec 22

361) The Incredibles: Dec 23

362) The Incredibles w. director and producer commentary: Dec 23

363) The Incredibles w animator commentary: Dec 24

364) Bottle Shock: Dec 24

365) Seven Pounds: Dec 27

Over the Moon!

366) Blind Sided: Dec 29

367) Watchmen Ultimate Cut: Dec 30

368) Sherlock Holmes: Dec 31

369) Grumpy Old Men: Dec 31

370) Speed: Dec 31



Jasmine P.

December 24, 2009

2009 in Review and Reflection

This year has been tumultuous. I gave myself the beginning of an education in movies and cinema. I've read a bit, more comics. And I made my biggest life change in a while, I switched college majors. If you care enough for more detail and a lot more griping, feel free to read the archives, this is a gloss over of the year.

From the top, January. I decided back in January that I was going to watch 365 movies in the year, more or less, one for every day of the year. I had a short lead, but then school happened and my plans came crashing down. I continued on and it was rough depending on how classes were going. I stuck to my own DVDs for a long while, but eventually stated renting more movies. I switched my rules to those on the View Askew boards after about three weeks. It's been a fun and interesting challenge. My super fucking awesome Creative Zen X-Fi got stolen by one of my roommates friends on the gatdamned Inauguration Day, which is fucking bull shit. I stopped talking to her seriously after that shit. We'd been on rocky terms since the previous November, as far as I was concerned. It was also no skin off my back to not talk to her anymore; we were never really that close to begin with. In late January, I believe, I followed Seph_Hunter on dA, which plays into other things throughout the year. Movie wise I was all across the board watching any random movie on Video OnDemand or new DVDs I had. It’s when I went through my age of watching 90’s ‘indie cinema’ by that I mean I started with Robert Rodriguez’s movies. I went through most of his by the end of February, then switched gears to Kevin Smith and on to Quentin Tarantino.

February was cold. More movies were watched and I planned for a surgery for my hidradenitis suppurativa. Gearing up for surgery sucked, aside from the pain killers, those were still nice. I apparently drank with Ian and Nicole, that’s when we crashed at Ian’s place. In February is also when we went to the VIWFA tournament in Charlottesville, VA. That was a pretty fun trip. I was really bothered by the hidradenitis. Shit fucking hurt, was itchy and uncomfortable. Ahh, I had my random driving adventure to Elizabeth City because I was bored one night. Really uneventful. On the movie front I worked my way through Kev Smith seriously, then Tarantino. The Kev Smith movies lasted a while.

March, had my surgery. I loved the morphine, and being relatively stoned for the following three to four weeks. Yup, I kicked off my month with a surgery at the tail end of spring break. That fucking sucked. I was in so much pain, I’m still periodically in a lot of pain. I paid a lot less attention in my English class after Spring Break because we had gotten into poetry, and I was bored with the poetry. I wrote about food for a journal. It’s so friggin’ trite, I was too out of it to really write properly, but I tried to. Movies were more Kev Smith then a bunch of things that have very little to do with one another.

April sucked. I got depressed about not having my mother once more, but I did write a bitchin' poem 'An Abecedarian About April' yeah, rockin' the alliteration in the title for the win. I bought a show called 'Dead Like Me' and got into an awesome conversation with Seph on Twitter about Bryan Fuller, which has since lead me to being a Fuller Fan. I've since watched most of his shows on DVD, or Hulu, depending. It's been sweet. Fuller’s stuff has been amazing. Seriously, watching Dead Like Me got me through my depression that I assume was related to my mother’s death from 2.5 years ago. I felt a lot better once I finished the show, then drove to Hampton for some friggin’ Waffle House at 5am, and I made it back before traffic. It was alright. April was the awkward that was the sentencing of the rowing club for being idiots. It really was horrible to have to listen to these other students explain their guilt or innocence to us, then have to lay down the punishment, knowing that campus could change the ‘verdict’ if they felt so inclined. Hmm, April was the end of the semester, that’s when I started finding and watching more Emile Hirsch movies. Sexy boy. April, when my heart was broken by a boy I actually knew. Well, the breaking was in May, but it started in April. April’s movie connection seems to just be Robert Downey Jr. flicks, which is just fine with me. It went from Jake Gyllenhaal to RDJ with Zodiac as the linking film. That’s something I started working on, having some sort of theme across the movies aside from the director. The theme was pretty much just actors.


May finished off the school year, and lead into summer school. I finally had the chance to watch the hell out of movies, and I did. The semester was over, I was taking one summer school class and that was twice a week in the mornings. Maybe it was three times a week, I can’t remember anymore. During this time I went out on a date with the guy from April, then he never calls nor answers his phone when I call. I hold out for another month before cursing him and giving up. The last Monday of the month is a naming ceremony at my mom’s office, they decided to honor her memory by naming a meeting room after her. I was able to return home after finish a final paper and moving into Jon and Josh’s place for the duration of the summer. It was nice to see my Gramma, since it’s too long of a drive to get up to New York. Well, I’d be cool with it if I was hanging with friends, I don’t really want to just go up on my own, especially not from Norfolk. Movies watched were following Hirsch, and picking up old movies that I’d been thinking about watching.

June I did nothing for most of June except for sleep, not take care of my surgery sites, then I went to Wisconsin for a week. I had my first drink in a bar out there, too. I was out there for the Summer Wetlands Association’s yearly conference. It was an excellent opportunity when I was still seriously thinking about becoming a botanist. I had been on the fence, but that kept me in the botanical frame of mind until I returned to Norfolk when I ultimately changed my mind. My biggest reason for changing my major is that being a botanist isn’t really what I wanted out of life. I wanted to draw cartoons and I finally decided to accept what I’d known all along, that I shouldn’t be a scientist, that I should hone my craft and become a comic artist. Back in Norfolk I proceeded to lounge around every day because I had nothing to do. I marathoned the first Pushing Daisies in early June the bought season 2 when it finally got released on DVD. That show and Wonderfalls, which I watched earlier in June, had me loving Lee Pace. Fucking adorable man right there. June movies were Emile Hirsch, then random other it seems. Most months didn’t have a theme that lasted more than a week.

July was more of the same. I was a lay-about. I went to Borjo, drank coffee and befriended more of the employees. Most constructive thing I think I did was rip into a poorly written letter that someone a part of Avatar wrote that was reposted by a movie critic who had criticized the movie back in July. It’s December, I’m not digging the movie. I know plenty of people are, but I don’t want to see it. The story doesn’t sound that interesting and why do non-mammalian creatures have breasts? I could go on and on, but the sooner I let it all go the sooner I can get past the bit blue cat-people bull shit. July has a lot of action-y movies. Some ridiculous movies, and movies that I was finally getting to while renting more movies from specific directors, or written by directors but directed by someone else. July also features Al Pacino; I watched The Godfather Trilogy and a lot of his movies from when he was younger.

August I went home got a new pair of glasses made, and rear ended someone when I came back to Norfolk. That sucked. The car I had in between was nice. A Pontiac something or other. When Dorien came down to sign off on the check for repairs it was his birthday, so I took him to lunch at IHOP. That’s nothing really special, but he doesn’t go often because the nearest one to us home in Reston is out in Vienna. It was nice being just the two of us. I showed him the place I’m currently staying in down at school. Time passes, classes started and I had one hell of a first week. I had to rush my moving because Jon came back early, I was trying to get class stuff straightened out and I thought something was wrong with my car. Getting fencing up and going was hell because Rec Sports decided to claim we hadn’t turned in things that I knew had already been turned in. That got going, then I got to drive home late as all fucking hell on Friday for my father’s wedding on Saturday. August movies were more Pacino and more action for the most part, it seems, and some Bruce Willis because seeing him as a cop, or in generall running round and shooting people pretty much always makes for a good time.

September was awkward as all hell because that’s when my father got married to someone with the same first name as my mother. I really did not like being there. It was really weird. I had to start tuning it all out to keep from crying. Not from the beauty, but from it being awkward. I started playing songs in my head after I’d stopped making faces at my little sister. The reception was fine, then there was a little shindig at the house with the family and friends. I made it back t Norfolk safely after this drive, just tired of having done the drive twice in one month’s there abouts. Classes settled down, and I spoke with the advisor for Art, and learned what I’d have to do to change my major. I explained that I wanted to draw educational biology comics to sell to school systems. I wrote my rant with the best title, ‘I’m a Judgemental Scunt’ about my opinion about current women’s fashion. September’s movies were Directed by Edgar Wright, features Robert DeNiro, or filled whatever other odd requirements I was interested in then.

October was more class and Fall Break in which I drove home and hung out with Alex. I can’t of anything really special that happened then. I got into Woodstock a lot in early October. I watched the documentary and bought the soundtracks which are the live recordings from the day. Watched some Guy Ritchie flicks, was all across the board for movie viewing. Watching what I could when I could. I was depressed for half of October which led into doing nothing interesting. I got a kidney infection and missed 5 days of classes. I had some insane cabin fever from that. I pray I don’t get another kidney infection ever, that was just really annoying after a while.

November, I get over the infection and turn 21, but can’t drink because I’m still on antibiotics. After that, I drink, that Saturday actually, with Brian and other Borjo people at a benefit for Jon who got concussed over the summer. It was fun drinking my first time legally, but I didn’t drink enough nor fast enough to get drunk and that did make me sad. It was great to hang out with people and not be a lonely bore. Classes sucked, I hated English all semester and Thanksgiving rolls around. My drive home is made exponentially better because I pick up Alex for the drive, so being in the car for five hours is nothing because there’s a distraction, and he’s driving. My brothers give me a new phone as a belated birthday gift, and then I spend about half of Wednesday and Thursday cooking for dinner. I got mad stressed out from cooking and latent depression and PSM all rolled into one big mess of boil emotion and hatred which spilled out when I yelled at Miguel on Friday. That sucked. Fuck, I was so gat damned depressed for the rest of the day and accomplished very little over break. November’s movies were across the board again. I sought out some Cohen Brothers stuff but all in all just interesting movies that I heard of around or I’d been sitting on getting around to watching.

December finished out classes. There were some minor adventures with people from Borjo and a random adventure on my own. I spent a lot of my time outside of class in Borjo, chatting up the employees more and just being a presence there. I fed my caffeine addiction like whoa but it was a great place for down time after classes. I think I’m becoming closer friends with people there, I really hope it’s not just in my head because that would be lame. I finished up classes and took finals, one of which sucked a fucking lot. I spent more time working on Cinema hoping to get it up online for early 2010, but I’ll get around to my art in a bit. Actually I have not much else to say, the month isn’t over, there’s another week and a day until the end of the year, hell the end of the decade. Moves were all over, and as of December 24th I am 3 movies from accomplishing my goal. I will continue to count until the year is over, then it will all be posted together as one mega post before I start up for 2010 with the same goal, just different rules.

As for my artwork for the year. I created some new no-world characters and a lot of characters for Cinema. I’ve spent about half the year re-working the characters, refining the art, and thinking about the stories to get it ready for being posted once a week with the hopes of updating more often up to three times a week by the time I graduate. For the uninitiated Cinema is a comic revolving around 4 high school juniors, their day to day school lives and their film making hobby. The story will not be presented in any true chronological order instead each chapter will for the most part deal with an event in their lives. Some chapters will be the movies they have made. After having spent this past year watching movies from mostly America, but from different times and seeing different motivations and ideas Cinema is also a celebration of the cinema and of comics because I love both. Over the past 6-7 months I have worked to round out the world and the characters much more. Aside from the initial 4, then their supporting I have increased secondary and tertiary characters so the world of the comic can work much more smoothly and logically. When the comic is posted I will be happy to share it with the internet.

Aside from working on Cinema this year I have taken some of my perfect story worlds and added chaos and rifts. They were too saccharine and one a couple was together nothing could shake them. That I’ve shaken up a little. Some characters have new family members and some have new friends. There’s no more story than the characters themselves but they will be put to some sort of use. I have started using new supplies this year, nib pens and ink. I like the challenge for these pens and my work and learning more about drawing comics and working in general. I think from this past January I have improved in making my character designs stronger and more unique. I think my inking in improving and aspects of my anatomy works out better now than it did before. I’ve been drawing more in the style required for Cinema than anything else, but I feel that the improvements can still be seen across different cartoon styles. I have officially changed majors from biology to art and look forward to what challenges await and improving my work.

I don’t like the idea of making resolutions for a new year, a thought I’ve touched on before. What I will say about, for, 2010 is bring it on. Bring on your joys, your pains, your sorrow and your happiness. I will do my best to succeed and to not lose to you New Year. I Look forward to getting Cinema online in the coming months and to my artwork improving. I look forward to the freaks and geeks I’ll meet, to the disagreements and the change. I look forward to personal growth and the chance to prove to people that I am the adult I pretend to be, that I’m better than that. Most of all I look forward to new adventures both small and large. It’s another year, like so many past, but there’s still something nice and shiny about it all. Life will happen. I’ve bought my ticket, I’m ready to take my ride.


Jasmine P.

October 18, 2009

200-306 Movie List

It continues. Getting into the home stretch, actually. I will succeed for the year, maybe next year there will be a different challenge. Onto the lists:

200) Little Miss Sunshine w. writer & director comm: July 16

201) Thank You For Smoking: July 16

202) Thank You For Smoking w. director commentary: July 17

203) Thank You For Smoking w. dir and actor comm: July 17

204) Vulgar: July 17

Singing Till I'm Blue in the Face

This list started off with some songs that travel through music. Tunes carry the story.

205) Little Shop of Horrors (1987): July 19

206) Little Shop of Horrors (1987) w. commentary: July 19

207) The Singing Detective: July 19

208) What Dreams May Come: July 20

209) Finding Neverland: July 20

210) Soldier’s Girl: July 23

211) Soldier’s Girl w. commentry: July 24

212) The Red Violin: July 24

213) The Corpse Bride: July 24

214) Dog Day Afternoon: July 25

215) The Godfather: July 27

216) The Godfather part II: July 28

217) The Godfather part III: July 28

218) Food, inc.: July 29

219) Scarface: July 30

220) Scent of a Woman: July 30

221) Serpico: July 30

Righteous Praise to Pacino

This title is a wee bit late, but the sentiment is still the same. Pacino when he was younger, was fucking adorable, attractive and is still incredibly impressive as an actor.

Amendment: maybe I spoke a little soon. There’s a fair few Pacino flicks on this list. Not as many as the last, but there are some

222) …And Justice For All: Aug 1

223) …And Justice for All w. commentary: Aug 1

224) Wet Hot American Summer: Aug 2

225) Wet Hot American Summer with commentary: Aug 2

226) Donnie Brasco: Aug 3

227) A Righteous Kill: Aug 4

228) Blade Runner: Aug 4

229) Lords of Dogtown w. Z-Boys commentary: Aug 4

230) I’m Through with White Girls (The Inevitable Undoing of Jay Brooks):Aug 6

231) Lakeview Terrace: Aug 8

232) Kentucky Fried Movie: Aug 9

233) Kentucky Fried Movie w. Commentary: Aug 9

234) Live Free or Die Hard [pg-13]: Aug 10

235) Bonnie and Clyde: Aug 10

And this is Thrilla! Thrilla yeah

Whee!! Free movies, and apparently a thriller genre marathon. Haha, awesome.

236) Vantage Point: Aug 11

237) 88 Minutes: Aug 11

238) The Contract: Aug 12

239) Enemy of the State: Aug 12

240) Men in Black: Aug 13

241) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Aug 13

242) Short Circuit: Aug 13

243) The Green Mile: Aug 14

245) Assault on Precinst 13 (1976): Aug 14

246) Armageddon: Aug 15

246) The Fifth Element: Aug 15

247) Crusing: Aug 16

248) Die Hard: Aug 17

24 Frames a second

I actually ventures forth for a movie in a theater. There will be more than one of those on this list before too long.

249) District 9: Aug 18

250) Plan 9 From Outer Space: Aug 19

251) M*A*S*H*: Aug 19

252) M*A*S*H* w. commentary: Aug 20

253) Glengarry Glen Ross: Aug 21

254) Glengarry Glen Ross w. commentary: Aug 21

255) Inglourious Basterds: Aug 21

256) Author! Author!: Aug 21

257) The Last Boy Scout: Aug 22

258) The Motorcycle Diaries: Aug 22

259) 1984 (1984): Aug 23

260) Dazed and Confused: Aug 25

261) Jaws: Aug 25

262) Death Proof: Aug 25

263) Ocean’s Eleven: Aug 29

264) Ocean’s Eleven w. actor comm: Aug 30


Fucked Up and some Soderbergh

265) Harold and Maude: Aug 31

266) Sex, Lies and Videotape: Sept 4

267) Insomnia: Sept 6

268) The Departed: Sept 6

269) Scarface (1932): Sept 10

270) Taxi Driver: Sept 13

271) Traffic: Sept 13

272) Traffic w. director & writer commentary: Sept 16

273) Groundhog Day: Sept 16

274) Minority Report: Sept 19

275) Hot Fuzz: Sept 19

276) Hot Fuzz w. Wright & Pegg commentary: Sept 20

277) Hot Fuzz with Wright & Tarantino commentary: Sept 20

278) Dead Right: Sept 20

279) Dead Right w. Wright commentary: Sept 20

280) Dead Right w. Frost and Pegg commentary: Sept 20

281) Adventureland: Sept 21

I have some fucking jaffa cakes in my pocket!!

282) Adventureland w/ commentary: Sept 24

283) Heat: Sept 25

284) Heat w. commentary: Sept 25

285) Hot Fuzz w. police character commentary: Sept 26

286) Hot Fuzz w. Sanford comm: Sept 26

287) Hot Fuzz w. ref. police commentary: Sept 26

288) Rounders: Sept 27

289) Rounders w. poker player commentary: Sept 27

290) Rounders w. comm: Oct 1

291) Blacula: Oct 2

292) Scream Blacula, Scream: Oct 3

293) Dog Day Afternoon w. commentary: Oct 3

294) Woodstock: 3 Days of Peace and Music: Documentary: Oct 4

Pre-production

Wow, my titles for these keep getting more and more stupid…but que sera… ~70 movies to go…Sweet.

295) Snatch: Oct 6

296) Snatch w. commentary/: Oct 6

297) Son of Rambow: Oct 7

298) Son of Rambow w. commentary: Oct 7

299) Things to do in Denver when you’re dead: Oct 8

300) Be Kind Rewind: Oct 10

301) In Bruges: Oct 10

302) Run Fat Boy Run: Oct 12

303) Chinatown: Oct 12

304) Lock, Stock and Two-Smoking Barrels: Oct 16

305) Sleepy Hollow: Oct 17

306) Sleepy Hollow w. commentary: Oct 18


Jasmine P.

October 11, 2009

Twitter

I spend a lot of time on Twitter, well TweetDeck specifically. It has ended up becoming my first source for news because I'm not really news mined enough to just go and check out Washington Post, or NY Times that often. I'll glance at CNN every now and again, Hufington Post when I decide I want to laugh at the right then hate the left for bieng just as bad as the right, and periodically I check out BBC for the fuck of it. I'll read interesting sounding news links, as bad as it is, I have sensationalist leanings toward my news, and every now and again the sensation is actually news and not just attention fodder, so it works out.

I have had varied conversations with people I don't know, people I don't know if I'll ever meet and those have been interesting. I'm am entirely intrigued by my followers. I consider myself to be a comic and art person, but I have a habit of talking about movies a lot. My followers astound me. I truly wonder how they find me. I know it's from the front page, or my '@' mentions to people, but still, I'm an 'Internet Nobody' and there are a few people I don't know IRL who take any time to read the stupid things I spout every day. I may post a movie quote, a song lyric, other quotes, or I end up just cursing the stupid things in life that happen. I promote my dA account periodically when I post stuff, but other than that my Twitter is just a place for me to yell into the void, just so what I have to say is heard by something and doesn't just echo off my skull.

But for me this relatively short and not super verbose journal is a wee bit of a shot out to some of the people I follow. On TweetDeck I have people broken down based on how/why I follow them, in some cases people who know each other if I have no other reason, and what they do. From Left to Right it's: All Friends, DA People, Thinkers, News, Webcomicers, Comics, Directors, Actors & Celebs, Critics and Reviews, Writers, Real Friends. My real friends are so far to the right because they as a collective don't say as much as the other groups, and they're always a pleasant surprise when I finally sit down and read my tweets. The groups have grown as the number of people I follow increases. It is currently at 152 accounts. It will grow. I break them down as such so going through all of them is less overwhelming. Some of the groups were one group until I realized I had too many in one group, Webcomics/Comics is one such, as are 'Directors-Writers' it's broken apart for my sanity.

But from all of my groups there are my gems. I'm taking a moment to highlight some of the accounts that I follow and a little bit about why.

@Joe_Hunter: Somebody I watched over on dA starting just this past January. It's been an amusing ride thus far. Conversations btween here and dA are an amusing combination of 'why the fuck do you have the Internet' and 'Hay! This movie owns!!1!' and 'Fuck I want to shoot my 13 year-old self in the face'. A person I gab with and horrify because it's all good and amusing.

@ThatKevinSmith I like the man's movies. They make me laugh and were a part of my shift in movie culture this year, it's been an avalanche ride since I finally sat down and rented Clerks back in February. His lve for his wife is easy to see, and the crudeness all in all I find amusing. I'm also a nosy frig, so taking a peek at someone else's life with as candid as he is in intriguing.

@mental_floss: Just about any sort of trivia can and will pop up here. I like trivia, I love the magazine and it's one of my favorite sites to check out when I'm killing time. It's also one of the accounts I retweet the most because their random trivia is always interesting to read, and I think some people need more random facts in their life.

@JonathanAmes: I was first introduced to his larger than life writing when I picked up 'The Alcoholic' out of the blue in my campus bookstore, and I do not regret that move. His writing is real life fantasy, some thing seem amazingly fantastic, but it's not shroud in magic, it's from his amusing way of looking at the world. His tweets are about his new TV show, and... not sure what else, I've only recently started following him on twitter.

@PauloCoelho: I loved The Alchemist when I was first assigned to read it back in 9th grade Pre-IB English I. I liked the adventure, I had a great introduction to his writing then. I didn't read another thing of his until I got to college and bought The Alchemist again, and some of his other books. His tweets are interesting, they kind of make me evaluate my life, my world and the people around me. Not so much in a negative fashion, but to get another look at things. He's very active with his posts, philosophical.

@EdgarWright and @JasonReitman I put these two together because it's their combined banter that makes me laugh. Edgar is doing a daily photoblog this year, so those are interesting to see. I like hearing about interaction between the directors as they're both editing films at the moment, or as they're taking them to different festivals.

@Slashfilm, @FirstShowing, @MovieGeeks a trifecta of movie reviewers and critics right there. I hear about a air number of movies from these accounts which is cool. Only downside to following them is it makes me really want to get to a movie festival some time, and also makes me annoyed that nothing interesting happens in Virginia, and if something does, it's far as fuck away from Hampton Roads.

@CameronStewart is the writer and artist for a Harvey Award Winning webcomic Sin Titulo. He has angry comments about Canada, nice comments about Canada and talks about drawing professional comics. He shares sketches periodically, and is pretty entertaining

@CalaveraKid another person makin' with the funny pages on and off the internet. His two comics are awesome to see when he has the chance to update, life and conventions happen often. Kukuburi is full of adventure, bright colors and a story that I can't wait to see how it continues. His other comic Butternut Squash is a slice of life comic that is fun to read. Fantastically silly happenings

@hawkster @ananathymous @aidosaur @konistehrad and @grohac all together inter-tweet and their collective conversations are entertaining. Hawkster draws Applegeeks, Ananthymous writes for both AG and Johnny*Wander which Aidosaur draws. The last two are friends of theirs, but between reading J*W and them on twitter their lives are highly amusing to read/see about. I've been reading AG for years and totally hopped over to J*W when Ananath started pimping it last fall.

@Serafinowicz I really only know him as 'Dwayne' from Spaced and the roommate from Shaun of the Dead, but he's been amusing to follow. He spends a bit of time every day tweeting short jokes which I know I've retweeted on more than one occasion.

@StehenFry He just is. I dunno really what to say, he's an English actor. Comedian, friend to Hugh Laurie who is a technophile and writes a blog where he periodically reviews new bits of technology that gets released. I enjoy following him. I dunno what else to say.

@Theory101* he is my best friend and a good third of things I quote are because I know he'll get a kick out of it. We frequent different universities and talk and quote the same shit all the time. He is The Ficus of awesome, he's a special frig, and that's how it should be. He's also the inspiration for Ficusxander the Great, yeah. Fuck yeah, best friends.

Well, for other people I follow and who happen to follow me, it's nothing against you for me not saying something, I just had more to say about these. This year I've been wrapped up in the romanticism of movies and film which may in part explain why I chose these accounts to begin with. I may do this again, go through the accounts I follow and comment on them. I'd work at not repeating accounts from this one, or I may go to some of those I copped out on and give better reasons for why I like following them. I mean, this is barely the tip of the following iceberg here. I think it's easy to see where I lost concentration when I typed this, but it's still something. I've been needing to just write for me for the past week, and here is it. I guess this one's for me, and for everyone I decided to pimp.

Jasmine P.

*note! he has a locked account as is, so no link will be provided...as if I don't openly tweet to him anyway, but no link nonetheless. Enjoy :)

July 26, 2009

Rants of an Internet Nobody

Sometimes, I'm sad that I'm an 'Internet Nobody' but usually that means that my opinions don't get lambasted for much of the 'net to see. I have an opinion, put it out here, and it usually gets ignored. Sometimes I want a response, but when someone decides to hate on my because I don't fall on my knees to worship something else, that would almost make me question if I have a right ot an opinion. I have an opinion, if you don't like it, so what?

This is about a response to a post by David Faraci on CHUD.com. His opinion of the movie was that it wasn't as special as James Cameron is making it out to be. Someone from the crew of the film decided that Faraci was not allowed to say that the film wasn't revolutionary. The story doesn't sound all that interesting to me, I'm not out to see this movie. Some paraplegic military-man gets some magical alien legs and is The One who will save the alien world. Big whoop.

I see where the crew member is coming from, to a point when starts defending Cameron's work. The one Cameron film I saw was Titanic. I thought the movie sucked. Hell, I probably would have liked it more without the romance, but then it's a ship full of [mostly] white people going down. I never gave a rat's ass about Titanic before, so that's not something that's really going to change for me. And so what, one guy, on one site didn't like the preview. Why is he not entitled to not like something?

In my decision to have some sort of response, I have decided to question what this man, let's assume, wrote. It's after 3 o'clock in the fucking morning, and his e-mail was poorly written. I'm not saying this criticism is perfect by any means, but why not entertain myself for a bit?

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Everyone is entitled to views, yes even you Devin. which as colleagues point out you share endlessly on "Attack the show" or whatever the title may be. and all this was before a friend shared with me your views on Avatar...
That should be a comma and not a period between 'Devin' and 'which'. If you're oging to criticize him, be respectful enough to get his show title right. I didn't seen Faraci's name on 'Attack of the Show' so I don't know what this person is talking about. Ooh! Does having a differing 'view' from yours means he lost his right to having one?!? Where oh where did you get that magnanimous power to revoke someone's ability to have an opinion? Use the fucking 'shift' key. I assume you're an intelligent enough adult to know where it's place. It gets used sporadically. Jumping down a bit.
James Cameron has a vision, James Cameron has a cause, and that cause is to make the viewing experience of watching a film, better for the movie going people, not to mention the home market. James Cameron doesn't compromise. so when i read shitty statements like "The story that I could gather looked very bleh" it really f**ks me off.
I've already spoken about how this guy doesn't know how to use the shift key Something I learned in English or in Journalism in high school, after using someone's proper name the first time, you don't need to use their entire name. I see the point, but it almost seems akin to talking about yourself in the third person. Learn how to use the comma, it will only then be your friend. And should be use at the end of that list of how Cameron's film will change things 'forever.' I'm also curious as to how words on a screen and fuck you off. I mean, what doesn't that entail? Is it anything like fellatio? Something like masturbation? Or does it feel like someone is shoving those words up your rectum, or up your urethra?

this is Avatar, NOT dances with wolves in space. and further more it will be a CLASSIC. and what movies are ever classic just for CGI ? so are you aware that this movie IS going to change the face of cinema ? its already started. and when the change hits home for you, lets have less bitching and whining, and have more for the people striving to make you movie going experience a better one! after all isn't that where your bread and butter is made ? unless of course you still want to be watching movies in 20 years time the way you are now ?


I guess I'll stop hounding on this guys inability to use the shift key. How do you know this will be a classic, and since when were classics in ALL CAPS? Why does that next sentence start with 'and?' The word is in capital letters seems like that is more of a statement than a question, and like he's yelling. Is he yelling? I guess he's been yelling for most of his letter anyway, so why not yell a little louder? 'people striving to make you movie' I guess I can't turn a blind eye to that typographical error. Comma after 'after all' Why are there spaces before almost all of his question marks? Excessive comma use use earlier, and not enough commas in that last bit.
Avatar IS photo real.
How? It's a CGI environment. The flora will be based off of what's found on Earth. A different planet means evolution happened differently, so the plants won't be the same as those found on Earth, so how is a 'photo real?'
"your walk of shame speaks volumes for the real you" while there may well be people who hate Avatar when they see it, i promise you they will be the minority, anyone who knows anything about movies in a professional light is going to be as swept up as the person next door, who goes once a year, and owns scary movie on DVD.

Woo! Run on sentences for the win! Two separate thoughts and that comma doesn't work. A semi-colon or better yet, a period should be between 'the minority' and 'anyone who.' Does the person next door know anything about movies? How does any of this correlate to someone owning a horror, excuse me, 'scary' movie? Or does he mean Scary Movie, use of that silly little shift key would have that all clear and easy to understand.

and as for the rest of you, real movie fans with no hidden agenda. have faith in us and show up. we will not let you down. we promise.

There are so many paragraphs in between those last two quotes that I didn't feel like tearing to pieces, so fuck them. I question, since when did movie fans have an agenda? My film going agenda is pretty much to be entertained, maybe to think about something if the movie is a thinker piece. Here we have another instance of comma-period transference. Well, I don't have that many expectations about this film so if I ever do see it, I might not be let down. I mean, how much further could it go? I've gone into movies with low expectations and have been surprised. I've also gone into movies with high expectations only to see them go crash and burn.

you will see things never seen before, in ways never considered before, made for you by one of the last great gunslingers of our times. oh and there wont be a talking ape in sight :-) sorry Devin. we like our talking guys and girls tall and strong.


If something hasn't been seen, how could it be considered? I mean, God has been 'considered' in many ways, does that count as being 'seen?' 'There wont be a talking ape?' Webster's defines 'wont' as 'accustomed' 'there accustomed be a talking ape'? Ohh! He means 'won't' as in 'will not' Silly lack of apostrophe. I don't even know what to make of that last sentence.

what is the in word for the online community ? EPIC FAIL ? NOT US :-)

What? This e-mail was an 'epic fail' in an of itself.

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Wow, that hour just flew by. I could have said more, but I think I did enough. That, and I would like to go to sleep now. This was almost as much fun as group editing English papers in class! And by fun, I really hope person had no hand in writing Avatar because this was so abysmally written. I could have written a better angry e-mail in 10th grade.

Jasmine P.

July 17, 2009

101-204 Movie list

Just the next leg of my movie viewing extravaganza. As of posting this, I am 4 flicks ahead. Hoping to be ahead by 50 when classes start up again in a month.
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101) The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys: May 7

102) The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys w/ commentary: May 7

103) Fast Times at Ridgemont High: May 7

104) Fast Times at Ridgemont High w/ commentary: May 7

105) Serial Mom: May 8

106) Serial Mom w. 2007 commentary: May 9

107) Serial Mom w. 1999 commentary: May 9

108) Star Trek: May 9

109) Pulp Fiction: May 10

110) Pulp Fiction w. trivia: May 10

111) Untitled (Almost Famous Director’s Cut): May 11

112) Almost Famous -theatrical: May 11

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[the wondeful world of movies]

i love movies and these past few have shows my love and adoration for John Waters. if I ever made a movie, I want the gusto of Waters, the blind courage of Kevin Smith, and i’m sure something else.

113) Divine Trash: May 12

114) This Filthy World: May 12

115) Perfume: May 12

116) The Talented Mr. Ripley: May 13

117) The Talented Mr. Ripely w. commentary: May 13

118) The Times of Harvey Milk: May 13

119) The Times of Harvey Milk w. commentary: May 13

120) The Air I Breath: May 14

121) The Air I Breath w. commentary: May 15

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[another film in the wall]

i’m just flying through movies now. two, three films on the daily. I’ll break even soon, and then surpass one film per day, but keeping it up until December will be the harder part.

122) Milk: May 15

123) Last King of Scottland: May 16

124) Last King of Scottland w/ commentary: May 16

125) The Darjeeling Limited: May 17

126) The Darjeeling Limited w. commentary: May 17

127) I, Robot: May 17

128) I, Robot w/ commentary: May 18

129) Fame: May 18

130) Fame w. commentary: May 19

131) Small Soldiers: May 19

May 18 is the 138th day of the year and I’ve made it to 128 flicks. Cheers! I should break even by the end of the week.

[no time for flicks dr. m]

the movies I watch when I should be and am doing my field botany work. so many gatdamn plants…

132) Jerry Maguire: May 20

133) Jerry Maguire w/ commentary: May 21

134) Carlito’s Way: May 22

135) The Pianist: May 22

136) Mr. Holland’s Opus: May 22

137) Imiginary Heroes: May 22

138) Imaginary Heroes w. commentnary by Segourney Weaver: May 23

139) Imaginary Heroes w. commentary by Emile Hirsch and Dan Harris: May 23

140) Vanilla Sky: May 23

141) Vanilla Sky w/ Commentary: May 23

—Three days off as of today :)

[grindehouse]

I was three days ff, now i’m 6…damn…no real time to catch up, nd saddly no time to rent anything… boo!

142) Planet Terror: May 28

143) Planet Terror w/ audience reaction: May 28

144) Taken: May 31

145) A Chorus Line: June 3

146) Hairspray: June 4

147) Hairspray w/ Commentary: June 4

148) The Emperor’s Club: June 5

149) The Emperor’s Club w/ commetentary: June 5

150) 21 Grams: June 6

151) The Girl Next Door: June 6

152) The Girl Next Door w. commentary and trivia: June 6

153) Role Models: June 28

[sweet and fucked up movie memories]

more fliks from…well..wheever :)

154) Little Shop of Horrors 1960: June 8

155) Little Shop of Horrors 1960 w/ Mike Neson Commentary: June 8

156) Clifford: June 8

157) Kinky Boots: June 9

158) Up in 3-D: June 10

159) Caberet: June 10

160) The People vs. Larry Flynt: June 11

161) Hair: June 11

162) Hoodlum: June 11

163) Black Snake Moan: Jun 12

164) Speed Racer: June 15

[and the list goes on]

More movies, like always. Getting caught up again. I’m hopein to be a few days ahead beore I go out to Wisonsin on Saturday.

165) Wall-E: June 15

166) Double Jeopardy: June 16

167) The Iron Giant: June 17

168) 2001: A Space Odyssey: June 17

169) Dan In Real Life: June 18

170) 1408: June 18

171) Hairspray (2007): June 18

172) Rent: June 20

173) Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride: July 1

174)Grosse Pointe Blank: July 2

175) Say Anything: July 2

[more movieeesss]

Fell behind from going out to Wisconsin. Then was on a television kick, but who can blame me? Fuller’s work is awesome. Lee Pace is adorable, Tyrone Leitso is adorable, and when there’s that trio, awesome writer and adorable actors, I gotta watch. Hot damn, seriously. Buy hopping back up on the movie watching list is one, Meister Jazz!


176) The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert: July 3

177) Swingers: July 3

178) Vampires Anonymous: July 5

179) Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day: July 6

180) Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day w. Commenary: July 6

181) Good Will Hunting: July 6

182) Public Enemies: July 7

183) Transformers: The Revenge of the Fallen: July 7

184) Good Will Hunting w. Commentary: July 7

185) Twelve Monkeys: July 8

186) Casablanca: July 8

187) Young Frankenstein: July 8

188) Caffeine: July 9

189) Natural Born Killers: July 10

190) True Romance: July 10

[burning celluloid]

Every day more and more dvds and movies are watched.

191) True Romance w. actor comm: July 11

192) True Romance with writer comm.: July 11

193) Death at a Funeral: July 11

194) Death at a Funeral w. writer and and actor commentary: July 12

195) The Fall: July 12

196) The Fall w. director commentary: July 13

197) The Fall w. actor and writer comm.: July 13

198) Little Miss Sunshine: July 16

199) Little Miss Sunshine w. director comm: July 16

200) Little Miss Sunshine w. wrter & director comm: July 16

201) Thank You For Smoking: July 16

202) Thank You For Smoking w. director commentary: July 17

203) Thank You For Smoking w. dir and actor comm: July 17

204) Vulgar: July 17


Jasmine P.

May 5, 2009

First 100 Movies

Just collected my first 100 movies for 2009



I know I've touched on my love of movies before but here I go again.

I recently procured Frank Miller's Sin City to watch again after having not seen it since this summer and it has of course reignited my love of Frank Miller. With me, of course I had to get the special edition, and have now purchased the soundtrack and a 'making of' type of book.

I have my love affair of escapism and Sin City was Miller's way to do that. "Sin City was meant to never be a movie." Robert Rodriguez.

God, the movie is distracting me from my rant, but I love movies and will continue with this sordid affair.

A tick, a starting tick. Every movie I've seen this year:

1) Nurse Betty
2) Sin City

This list will continue on and off line. T.V. or in the theater, but it has to be the entire movie. Dec 31, 2009 I'll compile the entire list. Hundreds of movies, and hopefully all in order day to day.

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3) Mars Attacks! : Jan 4th

4) Defininantly, Maybe : Jan 5th

5) The Three Amigos : Jan 5th

6) Death to Smoochy: Jan 6th

7) Hollywoodland: Jan 7th

8) No Reservation: Jan 7th

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9) Ed Wood: Jan 13

10) Will Eisner: Professional Cartoonist: Jan 16

11) Who Framed Roger Rabbit?: Jan 17

12) Defiance: Jan 23

13) A Few Good Men: Jan 24

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14) El Mariachi: Jan 24

15) Desperado: Jan 24/5

16) From Dusk Till Dawn: Jan 27

17) From Dusk Till Dawn: Jan 29

18) From Dusk Till Dawn: Jan 30

[I totally watched that movie three times in this short period of time. Good times. I wanna watch Desperado again]

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19) Zack and Miri Make A Porno: Jan 31

20) El Mariachi: Feb 3

21) The Legend of 1900: Feb 3

22) Desperado: Feb 5

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23) Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog: Feb 12

24) The Faculty: Feb 14

25) Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog: Feb 19

26) Four Rooms: Feb 20

27) Iron Man: Feb 21

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28) Phildelphia: Feb 21

29) Clerks: Feb 27

30) Clerks Documentary: Feb 27-8

31) Jackie Brown: Feb 28

32) Beetlejuice: Feb 28

33) Clerks: Feb 28

34) Reservoir Dogs: Mar 1

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35) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: Mar 7

36) Watchmen: Mar 7

37 (In a row?) Clerks II: Mar 7

38) Hedwig and the Angry Inch: Mar 7

39) Clerks II: Mar 8 Fun time and random crack

40) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Mar 9 makes me love Jay's Rap

41) Dogma: Mar 9, Mar 10. It makes me want a Buddy Christ

42) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Mar 10

43) 27 Dresses: Mar 10

March is fucking movie madness, apparently in the lead are Kevin Smith movies...

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44) Daredevil: Mar 13

45) Mallrats: Mar 13

46) Mallrats: The edition that never should have been, but is: Mar 14

47) Love Actually: Mar 14

48) Jersey Girl: Mar 14

49) Zack and Miri Make A Porno: Mar 15


:) getting closer to being one-in-one

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50) The Legend of 1900: Mar 17

51) Mallrats: Mar 19

52) An Evening With Kevin Smith: Mar 20

53) An Evening With Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder: Mar 21

54) Chasing Amy: Mar 21

55) Dogma: Mar 21

56) Clerks II: Mar 21

57) Chasing Amy: Mar 23

58) Shaun of the Dead: Mar 25

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59) Drawing Flies: Mar 28

60) Shortbus: Mar 28

61) Gifted and Challenged: The Making of Shortbut: Mar 18

62) Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: Mar 29

63) Now You Know: Mar 29

64) Slacker: Apr 2

65) Sold Out: Threevening With Kevin Smith: Apr 3

66) Lords of Dogtown Unrated: Apr 4

67) Lords of Dogtown w/ Cast commentary: Apr 4

68) How To Lose Friends and Alienate People: Apr 4

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More movies. The list delightfully rolls on.

69) Once Upon A Time in Mexico: Apr 9

70) Big Nothing: Apr 10

71) Donnie Darko: Apr 10

72) Donnie Darko w/ Richard Kelly & Kevin Smith commentary: Apr 10

73) Brokeback Mountian: Apr 11

74) Zodiac: Apr 11

75) Good Night and Good Luck: Apr 11

76) Heart and Souls: Apr 11

77) Back to the Well - Clerks II: Apr 11

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more movies i've watched recently.

78) I Love You, Man: Apr 14

79) Dead Like Me: Life After Death: Apr 16

80) Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back w/ commentary: Apr 16

81) 10 Items or Less: Apr 17

82) Wonderboys: Apr 18

83) This Film Is Not Yet Rates: Apr 18

84) American History X: Apr 19

85) Eight Legged Freaks: Apr 19

86) Eight Legged Freaks w/ commentary: Apr 19

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More movies, peliculas, motion pictures.

87) The Shawshank Redemption: Apr 22

88) The Soloist: Apr 24

89) Two Girls and a Guy: Apr 24

90) Snakes on a Plane: Apr 25

91) Snakes on a Plane w/ commentary: Apr 26

92) Donnie Brasco: Apr 30

93) Small Town Gay Bar: Apr 30

94) Small Town Gay Bar w/ director & editor commentary: Apr 30

95) Dogtown and the Z-Boys: May 1

96) Dogtown and the Z-Boys: raw footage: May 1

97) Dogtown and the Z-Boys w/ director and editor commentary: May 1

98) Into the Wild: May 2

99) The Toy: May 3

--This week was apparently documentary week...

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100) X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Cheers ;)
Jasmine P.