Happy Day

Oh, God! I’m in scuh a good mood right now. I got the position I wanted at the USBG and I have my badge and such to get into the Staff areas and such. It’s all sorts of fuck awesome and amazing.

I get home today and watch Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. Pure gold and black comedy love everywhere! Alex called and we hung out, diner then watched KKBB. Awesome sauce, bitches.

Only area of suck was when I broke my nail. I only care when it hurts. This one ripped from the nail bed, but thankfully no blood. Not as bad as being electrocuted through one’s balls, thankfully I’ll never have the chance to ever have to feel that. Ever. But my thumb hurts a might fine bit from it bending. I swear, my nails only give me trouble when they’re short.

Time to sleep…well, not quite, but definitely time to stop typing, using my index finger for things my thumb normally does sucks monkey balls.

That reminds me. Some cunt who can’t park her 4Runner got a nice little note describing just how sucktacular their parking job was from me. I don’t know, I felt compelled to be mean spirited. It felt good. Maybe they’ll learn how to not park so terribly. I doubt it, but it did make me feel better.

Amusingly enough, Word didn’t know how to spell ‘cunt’…now it does :evil grin:

Adios for now
:salute and bow:
Jasmine P.